Climate Change Causes the Migration of Presidio Faculty, Board and President

Over the past year, a climate-induced mass exodus has stripped the Presidio Graduate School of key members.

Increased threats of drought, rising sea levels and growing resource scarcity have caused a massive migration of Presidio Graduate School faculty, board members and staff over the past year. Like other charismatic megafauna, Presidio administrators have been pushed to the brink through being faced with an exhausted resource base and limited capacity for survival in their threatened habitat regions.

In response to these critical habitat threats, Presidio administrators have flocked to harrowing travels away from the Presidio Community in what has become a dramatic exodus. The EPA is currently reviewing a court order, filed by an angry C2 part-time student to list Presidio Administrators on the United States Endangered Species List.