Presidio Students Hit Hollywood with Some Serious PRESIDIO GOLD!

That's right readers, Presidio Gold is back for some more triple-bottom line action and what better way to kick the semester off than a proud announcement about the acting accomplishments from some of our esteemed colleagues. During a recent winter break, it seems that a number of Presidio students took the star-studded sidewalks of Hollywood and landed themselves some pretty sweet acting gigs in some of Hollywood's most highly anticipated sequels. And the nominees are.....

Brandon Bosch in, "Gangs of New York Part 2" as Bill the Butcher's fountain soda obsessed estranged son.

Matthew Homyak as John "Hannibal" Smith in, "The A Team: The Final Cigar."

Ryan Kushner continues the adventure in the exciting follow up to Brad Pitt's original hollywood blockbuster hit in the much awaited, "17 days in Nicaragua."

c10'er Will Hutchinson goes full-time in the season's most emotional movie yet as he dances across the screen in, "Babe II: A little Marin Pig Goes A Long Way."

James Rodgers makes a truly fantastic debut in the follow up to Marvel Comics' 2005 smash hit with a stunning portrayal of THING in the soon-to-be smash-hit, "Fantastic Four Returns: THING's Got Smooth Skin Now!"

Depends Adult Brief Stock Prices Soar as C12 Buckles Down for What's in Store!

Stock prices of Depends Adult Briefs soared on NASDAQ yesterday as C12 buckled down for what is sure to be a semester of Presidio surprises. Students rushed the market late yesterday, buying up entire shelves of the "go-to" underwear goods, seeking protection from those embarrassing moments. Day 1 of Residency #1 held presented some potentially very embarrassing moments for the new cohort and there were a number of near disasters as students were alarmed to find out that they were now attending classes in a downtown shopping mall. With EMCA up next, there's sure to be some startling moments that could potentially lead to all sorts of in-class leaks as C12 students learn the realities of bladder intelligence.

CBS announces landmark decision on it's new late night talk show, "What'd you say, Seyed???"

In a recent town hall meeting, CBS has announced it's plans to scrap both Leno and O'Brien in exchange for a hit new show starring a relatively unknown name on the late night scene. Up-and-coming stakeholder czar, Seyed Amiry has landed a deal with CBS to launch his new show, "What'd you Say, Seyed???" More details are expected soon from the network regarding the show's format and proposed guests.