Stock prices of Depends Adult Briefs soared on NASDAQ yesterday as C12 buckled down for what is sure to be a semester of Presidio surprises. Students rushed the market late yesterday, buying up entire shelves of the "go-to" underwear goods, seeking protection from those embarrassing moments. Day 1 of Residency #1 held presented some potentially very embarrassing moments for the new cohort and there were a number of near disasters as students were alarmed to find out that they were now attending classes in a downtown shopping mall. With EMCA up next, there's sure to be some startling moments that could potentially lead to all sorts of in-class leaks as C12 students learn the realities of bladder intelligence.
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