The Pulse Steals Presidio's Sat. Night Thunder




Presidio's self proclaimed "reformed" ex-CEO pulled out all the stops last weekend to try to win back the hearts of the community. In a brilliantly orchestrated coup he teamed up with some of the most sought after talent in the community and put on a one-night only dance extravaganza, literally one door down from Presidio's official Saturday night event. Most Presidians showed up totally unprepared for such a passionate come-back attempt by their former leader, but one look at the poster was apparently all they needed to decide how they were going to spend their social capital that evening. One student described Seyed's Pulse as "simply irresistible", another as "the best steakholder meeting ever!" In terms of attendance, there was no contest.

The administration is said to be in a tizzy about what to do for next residency's event, now that their old captain is on the loose and on a roll.

Area Janitor Finds Letter of Resignation

A late night janitor working an evening shift recently found this letter in a trash can in the Presidio Administrative office area. Seeing that the letter should be in the recycle bin, he picked out the letter and was surprised by what he saw....