Climate Change Causes the Migration of Presidio Faculty, Board and President
Over the past year, a climate-induced mass exodus has stripped the Presidio Graduate School of key members.
Increased threats of drought, rising sea levels and growing resource scarcity have caused a massive migration of Presidio Graduate School faculty, board members and staff over the past year. Like other charismatic megafauna, Presidio administrators have been pushed to the brink through being faced with an exhausted resource base and limited capacity for survival in their threatened habitat regions.
In response to these critical habitat threats, Presidio administrators have flocked to harrowing travels away from the Presidio Community in what has become a dramatic exodus. The EPA is currently reviewing a court order, filed by an angry C2 part-time student to list Presidio Administrators on the United States Endangered Species List.
Eager Students Await the Announcement for the Band Name!
"Presidio Gold: So, what's all this business about not talking about business?
Source #1: Oh, it's business alright.
Source #2: Yeah, we're in the business of starting a band!"
A direct expert from an anonymous source from two male C9 students, one who is really tall and funny and the other who has a big mustache.
This past week, Presidio students rolled up their sleeves and dug into the difficult challenge of selecting a name for the institution's latest endeavor...a student/faculty jam band. Despite the fact that we have an economic system in crisis and despite the fact that we are on the cusp of a historic vote on national health care reform, students and faculty alike found the time to engage in a rigorous debate over what to call their line up.
At Presidio Gold, we've been following the story closely and we recently got the inside scoop from an anonymous source that although the name is still up in the air, they can confirm that that there's 13 guitar players, 2 didgeridoos, 3 harmonicas, 19 singers and 24 tambourine players. The last time this many musicians got together, was the We Are The World benefit effort in 1985.
Yes, flooding your inbox with a flurry of emails about starting a band is rather unconventional in a business school environment. But it's like the Presidio Marketing team always says, "this is a place for unconventional thinkers." And I guarantee you, this won't be just any old, conventional band.
Me, I'm buying front row tickets.
Why be in Business When you can be in a Band?
Amidst third semester cramming for presentations, midterms and case study write-ups, that wacky crew of Presidiots has done it again!...and this time, they're doing it with trombones, trumpets and color guards!
Last semester's flurry of community discussion on what to wear for a stakeholder meeting has finally been surpassed by the high volume discussion among the Presidio Community as the stakeholders take to the streets one more time. This time, they're talking about starting a band...now that's some serious business!
Hip Hip, Hooray!
Moodle is Now On Twitter!
ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS: If you want to find out whether or not Moodle is working, you no longer need to try and log on. That's right, you can now find out whether Moodle is up or down by simply checking in on Twitter.
If you haven't been staying up on the 19,000 emails that came out last week on The Presidio Network, you may not have realized that Moodle is now on Twitter!
To add to the discussion, simply tag your tweets with #moodleisbrokenagain.
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