YOU'RE INVITED! To Presidio's 1st Annual All-You-Can-Eat SteakHolder Buffet!

We're proud to announce that you're all invited to The Presidio World School for Manager's First Annual, "All-You-Can-Eat SteakHolder Buffet! This Sunday, we'll be serving up hot and delicious frameworks for transparency, sweet and tasty rules for engagement and oh yeah, don't forget to stop by the listening bar for side orders of constructivist listening.

This luncheon is sure to be a steakholder's dream come true!

"It's Decided, We'll Go With the Face Paint!"

In preparation for the upcoming residency, students at Le Presidio Management School of World Graduate Sustainability have decided to show solidarity through matching attire. After much debate, a recent statement was released to the community's community which stated, "...enough debate folks, we'll go with the face paint!"

This coming residency, you can expect to see a collage of starry-skied faces nestled beneath elaborate headdresses of wild fowl feathers throughout the hallways of Ft. Mason. Chiseled abs and two black hand prints on the upper torso will be displayed as a symbol of foundational strength beneath side by side collaboration.

Faculty Fired for Pronounciation of "Tomato" [tuh-mey-toh]

A long-time faculty member at the World Presidio College of Triple Bottom Business has been asked to step down, based on his pronunciation of "tomato" [tuh-mey-toh]. In a recent announcement by the administration, "tomato" is to be pronounced [tuh-mah-toh] by all core staff and faculty. The pronunciation of "tomato" has been at the foundation of disagreements and differences between the administration and certain faculty for quite some time. However, the conversation escalated during an all-staff luncheon in which a long-term faculty member asked upper management to please pass the "tuh-mey-toh's" while adding fixings to their sandwich. The school's board has called an emergency meeting to formalize an agreement on the required pronunciation. Inside sources have indicated, "puh-tey-toh...you're next!"

Books In Review: The Extraordinary Ladder

What makes a GOOD ladder a truly GREAT ladder?

Are great ladders born or, can any old ladder become a great ladder?

In this groundbreaking new book, Zenger & Folkman address these critical questions in the field of home repair. Zenger & Folkman's new book carefully lays 16 Steps to Becoming an Extraordinary Ladder and provides a deep dive into how ladders can effectively empower others to climb to greatness. On sale now at Home Depot and ACE Hardware stores nationwide.

Green MBAs are Now Ready for Delivery!

MBA's To-Go! Available now.

MBA's To-Go are available now at Cooks & Company in Ft. Mason's Building B. In an effort to increase market share, Cooks & Company has launched an innovative product to compete against industry leader, Greens-To-Go. You thought the lunchtime lines were long last residency? Dawg, you have not seen anything yet! The line just got longer with this fresh and delicious pre-packaged cirriculum.

Don't want to worry about having to work directly with people but want to be a business leader?

Well, Cooks & company has the solution: MBA in a Box! Sign up, log-in, and start clicking your way to a Green MBA...available worldwide! Affordable, nutritious, and best of all, AVAILABLE ONLINE!

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Entire C11 Class Reported Lost

An entire cohort of newly enrolled students at the Presidio Graduate School has been reported missing. Some of them were last sighted on a Tuesday afternoon wondering around the abandoned buildings of Ft. Mason, where Presidio reportedly holds class sometimes.

People close to the aforementioned say that they were struggling with a "lost" feeling on many fronts, spanning class deliverables, room assignments, town hall meetings, something called Moodle (which some were heard talking about in their sleep), campus location adjustments, the name of the school and even the concept of 'sustainable business'. All the pressure seems to have built up over the course of their first semester and erupted just before finals, causing the entire class to vanish.

Presidio's Got a Fever

That's right patients. Presidio's got a fever and the only cure, is more gold! Presidio Gold. Finals, POLs, ELs, Open forums, Google Groups, it's all just too much! I can't take it, I can't stand it! I need more gold. Presidio Gold.

BREAKING NEWS: Napa County Sues Moodle

Napa County has just filed a lawsuit with the State of California alleging that Presidio Graduate School's Moodle is illegally dumping wine on the market at rock-bottom prices. Napa claims to be the victim of a hostile take-over attempt by the upstart business school. Moodle began spewing wine in recent weeks at an unprecedented rate, startling wine analysts and sending the price of California Cabernet through the floor. In an official statement, PGS countered that they in fact have no control over Moodle. "Moodle is just some sort of online public forum tool that was recommended to us by our curriculum development consultants. We dont really understand it and we certainly do not know how to regulate it." Presidio has offered to hold a town hall meeting with Napa County to try to resolve their differences.

Area man finds secret recipe for sustainability while making his grandma's mac 'n' cheese

Buried deep within the archives of an antique trove of Mamma Gionni's long-hidden recipes, lies the secret map to an economic system that operates within the confines of a greater ecosystem with limited supplies of natural and social capital. Environmental and Social researchers have searched for clues as to the whereabouts of this hidden formula for years. But it wasn't until Joel Gionni of Los Gatos, California got hungry for some slow-baked mac and cheese that this document was uncovered.

On Notice

Spring 2010 POL List Now Available!

Presidio Staff are pleased to announce our top POL Partner for Spring 2010: Joey Denucci's Shoe Shine Service. In an ever increasing effort to connect students with top companies and industry thought leaders, we've secured a partnership with this one-man shop operating out of San Francisco International Airport's Terminal B. We'll have a team of 3-5 students work directly with Joey Denucci (yes, THE Joey Denucci) on Strategy, Finance and Marketing to help Joey launch the region's leading Green Shoe Shine Service. Stay tuned for more top-knotch projects from Presidio!

News from the Wire: Watchout Dominican!

Watchout Dominican University....here comes Presidio! In a recent McKinsey report, estimates show that Spring 2010 enrollment at Dominican University is likely to increase by 123%. The cause of the forecasted growth stems largely from a large number of students from nearby Presidio Graduate School of World College Management leaving their school in desperate hope for an academic environment that they can focus in. Industry research and analysis has found that over 43% of Presidio students can't focus on finals because they're too worried about whether or not their school is falling apart. 35% of the students are happy at Presidio because they're just looking to get in an argument and the current leadership at the school is giving them plenty of opportunities to do so.

The impact that this mass exodus will have on local businesses such as "Greens-To-Go" and the Marina Safeway is yet to be determined.

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Reflections on 2009 Res. #4 Saturday Evening Event

The Residency #4 Saturday night event was an emotional evening for us all. The risotto left me speechless. The light combination of extra virgin olive oil infused with herbed mushrooms made for what I believe was an unforgettable evening. The iced tea, oh the iced tea! It was a controversial blend of strong leaf aromas and subtle bitterness that formed a bouquet unlike any I've ever tasted.

Kudos to the catering team for offering up an absolutely unforgettable evening!

So Much Gold

This site is the Fort Knox of the Presidio Graduate School.

Presidio Gold...it's about time!

Like undiscovered treasure, there's a sea of Presidio Gems just waiting to shine. And here they are for all you solid gold treasure hunters. Ladies and Gentlemen, enjoy the gold, PRESIDIO GOLD!